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![Stymie[d]](images/thumbs/1575816.gif)
Dreamweaver MX Assignment - Week 3 @ LVS Online
***New***Agnes is Stymie[d]'s older sister. Since they lost their parents (now living happily in a neighboring kingdom), she has had to support herself and her brother by operating the Dwilight Bottled Water plant. Sales haven't been so good since Stymie[d] lost his pet hamster while on an "inventory" replenishing run. Unable to provide the correct answer to "What is Capt Picard's first name", Arnold is currently serving a 60-day sentence in the stocks. The Evil Wizard[ess] uses this poor slob as her Emissary when she wants to avoid her comeuppance. Notice the white flag clutched fearfully in her hand.
***New***Basil usually does a booming business in Dwlight Kingdom, but has seen a fall in sales lately. Rumor has it that a flock of pigeons wearing paper leggings has replaced chicken as a village staple. King Bob keeps a low profile at all times, hoping to skate beneath the radar of his subjects. When addressed directly, he pops his crown in surprise. Every pack must have it's leader, and the Brat is it in Dwilight Kingdom. Whenever anything goes wrong, the Brat can always be found lurking around, mumbling and giggling. When alone with friends, the Brat prefers to be addressed as "Farron". Every village must have it's weird old hag, and Cora-Vera is it. She claims her name comes from the fact that her parents couldn't spell "Ethel". Cora-Vera is married to Rowan. Dave has the lowest accuracy rate of all the kingdom's archers. Maybe he should open both eyes? Dwight isn't really a monk. He's just having a bad clothes day and couldn't find anything but his bathrobe. Eugene had dreams of being a Pole Vaulter in the Dwilight Olympics. Sadly, he was disqualified early in the trials due to his fear of heights. Even now he just can't let go of his pole. As the Village Waste Engineer, Gerald makes a tasty living eating homework as fast as he can find it. Griswald is the life of every party in Dwilight Kingdom. The sword clutched in his left hand is actually a flask... he thinks no one knows. Harold's parents are firm believers in their children living up to their given names. You have to feel sorry for his sister, Patsy. Howard isn't sure what his job is around the castle, just that it would be in his best interests to avoid Lady Mellifina at all costs. Every village has it's idiot, and Jack is it in Dwilight Kingdom. Oh, and he has a crush on the Evil Wizard[ess].
***New***Johnny Deare wants to be a farmer when he grows up. His favorite color is green... he even painted his wagon! His favorite person is the Princess Slacker.
***New***Jonap Mawly is the local Postmaster. It's through his capable hands that all packages are routed to the correct Dwilight villager. When not shuffling packages, Jonap spends his time sweeping the family hovel. Never sure if she is coming or going, Kaybat ends up flying in endless circles. Because she makes a high-pitched whining sound, the Evil Wizard[ess] keeps mistaking her for a mosquito and swatting her. Hortense is perpetually crabby, always looking for something to complain about. Probably because of the horrible name her parents saddled her with. Or it could be all the lemons she eats.
***Revised***Katrina spends her days in the castle sitting room, watching endless reruns of "Murder She Wrote". In the evenings, Katrina sends countless messages to Marvin via carrier pigeon. Sadly, Marvin cannot read and thinks he has stumbled onto a well-stocked hunting ground. Mellifina has only one aspiration in life... to finally catch Howard in a room with only one door so he can't escape. To date, Howard has become adept at using a torch to cut a new door as soon as he enters a room.
***New***Baby Lala is the light of her mother's heart. All who see her remark on her striking resemblance to the Princess Slacker. What a fortunate child!
***Revised***Marvin has no idea how he got to Dwilight Kingdom or was mistaken for a foot soldier. He's pretty sure he is better suited to be a wagon driver. Marvin hopes to someday own his own wagon and impress Lady Katrina. Until then, he is saving his money so eats a lot of pigeon for dinner. Good thing Dwilight Kingdom seems to have an endless supply of them!
***New***Matron Mawly has deluded herself into thinking she is the secret offspring of two royals, sent to live in exile for her own protection. In truth, she is Stymie[d]'s long lost twin. Notice the profile?
***Revised***Melvin is Griswald's best friend. Mostly because of the "sword" that Griswald carries. Melvin always goes along with whatever Griswald says. Norwald came to Dwilight Kingdom hoping to make his fortune. So far all he's done is watch some dumb tournament. And that weird little Brat keeps hopping after him. Orvil spends every waking minute practicing his art. Someday he hopes to master 4 notes on the musical scale!
***New***When the local tavern operator needed help, he advertised for a wench that was full of life, with glowing skin. Sadly, he could only afford Pansy, a single mother of seventeen small children. The Princess Slacker spends most of her waking hours watching Star Trek on television. During commercials she tries to figure out how to get out of homework. Randall is not really a monk, either! He was embarrassed to go out last summer in short pants (that whole "seagull legs" thing) and has since discovered he "looks good in brown". The shortest man in Dwilight Kingdom, Rodney shores up his self-esteem by volunteering to read to Jack the Jester. He is also a Tourney Judge when the need arises. Rowan hoped to be a roving minstrel when he was a child. Unfortunately, he's married to Cora-Vera, who refuses to leave Dwilight Kingdom in case she "misses something". Sir Clifford is visiting from the neighboring kingdom of Flashdom, looking for a wife. He has his eye on Lady Hortense. Sir Nigel is the Kingdom's Standard Bearer. Being a bit on the short side, he usually stands on a chair. Since war is unheard of in Dwilight Kingdom, he has loaned his chair to Rodney. Sir Roger is just passing through. Based on what he has seen so far, he can't get out of Dwilight Kingdom fast enough.
***New***Stymie[d], better known as the Dwilight Village Idiot, was dropped on his head as a small child. While credited with inventing the Flat-top Hair Cut, it did nothing to improve his profile. Stymie[d] has been depressed since he lost his pet hamster. Victoriana is the real power behind the throne... literally. She hides there a lot, hoping to jump out and scream BOO! at King Bob just to see his crown pop into the air. The Evil Wizard[ess] feels that she is really a nice person deep down inside. If only she could find a frog to kiss....
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